Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise

16.1.08

I just read in a magazine that Andrew Morton, the same author who wrote about Diana just wrote a book about Tom Cruise, in which he says that Suri isn't his daughter, but that Katie Holmes was impregnated with frozen sperm coming from L. Ron Hubbard himself. If it is true, Chapeau bas! This is all a bit Rosemary's baby meets Scientologists near Goodge street station. Maybe I should go over there and investigate. Meanwhile, after studying photos of Tom, Katie and Suri in my special Forentish lab, I came to the following conclusion :

THIS THEORY IS POOPOO.

See by yourselves



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